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It was a rude awakening,

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the start of the longest day.

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It was a rude awakening,

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now it's just path to pay.

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No matter where I go, somebody's got to
say, I've got a reason to face it.

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I never learned anyway. When will I find
someone who understands?

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When will this life ever end?

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It was a rude awakening.

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It wasn't thought of the longest day.

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It was a rude awakening.

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And I hope it won't always be there.

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then you don't want me to see.

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Yes, my sex scene was Jake Newman.

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Ah, well, I, uh... I thought you said it
was just kissing.

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I thought you said you weren't going to
be jealous.

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I wasn't going to be jealous because it
was just kissing.

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What is this kissing?

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It's a penis.

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Ah! No, come on, I'm kidding.

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Look, I'm an actress. This is a scene.

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And if the script says that I have to
kiss, you know, People Magazine's

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man alive, then I have to.

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I may not even want to, but it is my
job.

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Are you trying to tell me you don't want
to kiss Jake Newman?

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Because, hey, I would. I mean, he's a
fine motherfucker.

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Okay. Yes, he is. He is very handsome.

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And I suppose if I didn't have a
boyfriend that I would want to kiss him.

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do, so I don't. Oh, come on. That's a
lot of bull. Hey, hey, I have a

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girlfriend, and there's still a lot of
women I'd like to kiss.

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A lot?

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You know what I mean.

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No, I don't know what you mean.

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Okay, what I'm saying is it's okay to
admit that you'd like to kiss Jake

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all right? Because you're a human being.
I mean, there's women I'd like to kiss,

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but I won't because I'm not running off
doing a movie with Jennifer Lopez.

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Oh, so you would love to kiss Jennifer
Lopez, huh? Even though she's got a lot

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of junk in her trunk.

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Now, how do you turn this around on me?

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Oh, I think you'd be happy for me. I
mean, I've never even done a movie

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and... This could lead to other movies
with more than three minutes of screen

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time.

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Maybe four.

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Yeah, I'm happy to do it.

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While you're off kissing, you know, Jake
Newman, I'm going to be kissing my ex

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-wife's ass trying to get her to sign a
property settlement.

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No tongue.

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I won't if you won't.

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Don't worry.

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Jake Newman doesn't have anything on
you.

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Yeah? Yeah. Except for money, power,
fame.

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Yeah. Except for that.

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You did it!

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You did it!

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You did it! You blew it all up! Damn
you! God damn you! What the hell?

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I splattered the apes.

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Oh, man, that's the best fucking movie
ever made.

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That was the best friggin' foot rub I
ever had. Yeah. Get back to it, will ya?

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Listen, I can't afford to give you a
raise. It's the least I can do.

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You rub my feet like that, you can give
me a pay cut.

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I love monkey movies.

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I love Girls in the Mist. I love King
Kong.

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Didn't Brent Reynolds do a movie with
some funny monkeys? I don't think so.

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He should.

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Yeah.

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Is it my imagination or are your boobs
getting bigger?

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They're in a race with my ass.

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I hope your boobs win.

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Why? Because they're... Well, isn't that
what every woman wants? Bigger boobs?

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Oh, what women want. Oh, the things
women want, Dave.

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We want a lot of things. We want love.
We want respect.

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And if bigger boobs come along, we're
not going to turn our noses up at them.

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Well, I hope you get everything you
want. You know, the love, the respect,

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most importantly, the bigger boobs.

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I'm very pro -Haley.

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Yeah, of course.

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We're friends.

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Right. Right?

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Yeah, we're friends.

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Good.

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Yeah, we're friends.

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I think I'm going to get going.

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No, no, come on, don't.

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We're going to watch Beneath the Planet
of the Apes, Underneath the Planet of

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the Apes, and the Bottom of the Planet
of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of

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the Apes.

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One of these has got to have Burt
Reynolds in it. Yeah, yeah.

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I think I've had enough monkeys and
friendship for one night.

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Okay.

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I'll see you at work.

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system is weak to flow leaving the
entire gulf vulnerable to a four -state

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syntax over compensation emergency my
level my intelligent agents are

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intelligent so uncomfortable

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i'd rather get shot funny and
intelligent sounds like we're a perfect

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Fortunately, we might not live long
enough to find out. So we should find

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now.

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Go!

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Talk about an explosive relationship.

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Microchip detonator must be on the
inside.

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Hand me the wire cutters. Any second,
this bomb's going to blow.

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If I'm going to be blown sky high, I'm
glad it's with you.

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I bet you say that to all the demolition
specialists.

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We've got to get out of here.

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You go. I've got a bomb to defuse.

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I won't leave you.

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Cut!

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Cut off cameras!

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Genius!

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Who wrote this?

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Oh, yeah, me.

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All right, I've got to have more smoke.

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It dissipates these high ceilings as
fast as we can blow it in them. Well,

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lower the goddamn ceiling. The
building's built already. Don't give me

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I don't care if you have to ignite the
extras. Give me more fucking smoke!

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You were great.

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I know, wasn't I?

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In fact, surprisingly great if I do say
so myself.

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And confident?

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You're a lot taller than I expected.

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Then again, I'm shorter than I expected.

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You know, my mom's a giant.

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It's good for you to be short. A lot of
successful actresses are small.

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Meg, Winona, Calista.

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Callista's so tiny, you could put her in
your purse.

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That way she could offer you helpful
hints in awkward situations.

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I actually had her in my purse for a
while. I don't know what was more

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distracting, her helpful hints or the
fact that I had a purse.

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Good job, you guys. Now, I'm getting
ready to do your close -ups on your

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so get your chapstick, your Altoids,
your ecstasy, whatever you people do.

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Yeah!

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I actually do have some ecstasy if you
need it.

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Oh, to kiss you?

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I don't need anything except maybe
oxygen.

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I'm glad that's all you need because
kissing scenes still make me nervous.

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do? Yeah.

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We don't know each other.

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It's an intimate thing and all these
people are watching.

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Yeah.

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I'm kind of glad you brought that up,
Jake.

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What exactly should I do with my tongue?

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Well, you do whatever you want to do
with it. I'll follow your lead.

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Me?

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No, I mean, I can't lead.

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I don't know where I'm going. You're the
leading man. You lead. Well, I don't

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want to do anything to make you feel
uncomfortable.

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I was kind of uncomfortable.

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Nancy, what the hell are you doing here?

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We had a meeting. Yeah, we have a
meeting at the lawyer's office. Look, I

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piece of this restaurant. I can come up
here when I want to. Hey, that's what

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we're going to talk about at the
lawyer's office. Well, maybe I want to

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about something else. Like what?

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Like when Grandma had a stroke.

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Shit, how bad?

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She's in intensive care.

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Hey. I didn't... Okay, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. I don't think she's gonna make

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No, no, no, no. Don't put that out
there. We don't know that yet.

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Okay?

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You need that energy.

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I'm sorry.

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I don't know why I came.

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I'm stupid.

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Thanks, Leonardo.

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What are you doing?

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Come on, you're gonna... You're gonna
strain your uterus or something.

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Uterus? Well, I see those years of
medical school are really paying off for

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there, Dave. Thank you. God.

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Are we okay, you and me?

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Sure.

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Yeah? Really?

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Because I feel like I did something
wrong, you know? I mean, we had such a

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time the other night, and then...

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And then you got so upset.

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Are you going to say you don't know why
I ran out?

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No.

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Dave, how do you see me?

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As a great waitress?

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Well, we're friends, right?

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You're a great movie partner. See?

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No, I don't. What? What do I see? What
am I missing? I might as well be

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invisible. I might as well be a table to
you.

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What?

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I'm not a woman anymore. I'm a baby
carrier.

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Nobody sees me as cute anymore. Nobody
does. It's horrible. I hate it. You're

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very... Yeah, nobody.

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It's horrible. You are cute.

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Okay? You're very... You're cuter now.

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You're a very, very cute baby carrier.
Really? Yes.

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Very. So you're saying you find me
attractive?

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Yes. And you don't just mean on the
inside?

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No, I didn't say that I liked your
personality. I said that you were very

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attractive. You are.

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I mean, I asked you out once, didn't I?

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About a minute before you blew me off
for Billy, started going out with

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Before I was pregnant.

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Look, if I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd
kiss you right now, okay?

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And I'd kiss you right back.

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What are you doing?

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I don't know.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Good night, Haley.

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Hi, Marcus.

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Thanks for the raise, Marcus.

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Night.

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Hey, what's up with her?

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Oh, I don't know. She's pregnant, you
know, and I kissed her.

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You kissed her like a kiss on the cheek
or one of them big old Dave sloppy

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kisses? Yeah, not sloppy, but that one.

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Well, no wonder she ran off, man.

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That's not why she ran off.

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Mark, Mark, what am I doing?

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Oh, my God, you know, what am I doing?
Every time I get something good, like I

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got with Raquel or I had with Billy, I
fuck it up. What am I doing? You're

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harassing one of our employees. I just
hope she doesn't sue you either. I

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thought if I said I had a girlfriend, it
would stop me from kissing her. It

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didn't.

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People make mistakes.

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Don't beat yourself up about it. Well,
I'm not going to have to. Raquel's going

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to do a fine job of that if she finds
out. And you know what's worse?

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Haley's so vulnerable right now.

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What? You know now, when someone's going
through a lot of emotional shit, you

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want to make them feel better.

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Exactly. Exactly.

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That's right.

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Yeah, that's right.

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That's right.

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Right, right.

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It's not like she didn't want to. You
know, she kissed back.

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Hey, it's a two -way street.

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And, you know, women are very adaptive.
I mean, they can tell when something's

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like a one -time thing.

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Good. Okay. So I'm not going to worry
about it. No, neither will I. Okay.

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for you, you know.

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How are you doing?

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Well, good.

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Hey. Yeah.

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We've got to get out of here. No, you
go. I've got a bond to diffuse.

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I won't leave you.

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see it let everyone see it that's it
okay now okay all right more bullets

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more explosions more of everything let's
go go go somebody give me a mocha

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I'm going to block jaw.

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Can a person dislocate their tongue?

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I just want to note for the record that
your tongue made the

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first move.

244
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:37,160
My tongue was only defending its
tonsils.

245
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,080
Well, she's a very good defender.

246
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:41,390
Okay.

247
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,640
Guys, we're going to go again.

248
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,800
You, make up. Make sure you get all the
lipstick off him. Put some more on her.

249
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,240
And get somebody in there to fix my
hair.

250
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,360
It looks like shit.

251
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:55,030
Altoid. Would you like that breath?

252
00:14:55,031 --> 00:14:56,509
Oh, no.

253
00:14:56,510 --> 00:15:00,150
I mean, in fact, you have the best
breath I've ever breathed.

254
00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:03,869
Look, I'm not some weirdo who goes
around smelling people's breath.

255
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:07,490
I was just... Yes, I would love to have
an Altoid. Good.

256
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:11,130
You know, you can never be too minty.

257
00:15:12,721 --> 00:15:18,569
So does your girlfriend get jealous when
you do these types of things?

258
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:19,830
I don't have a girlfriend.

259
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:23,469
I have girls who are friends and girls
that show up naked on my porch. Oh.

260
00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:24,520
But nobody regular.

261
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,360
How about you?

262
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:28,270
Oh, no, I don't have a girlfriend.

263
00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:29,960
Or a porch.

264
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,340
I love all we believe.

265
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,240
You know what?

266
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,900
I'm here and I am not.

267
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,140
This is your girlfriend slash movie
star.

268
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:35,560
And I just finished my kissing scene
with Jake, and we're running away

269
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,230
Kidding.

270
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,539
Anyway, he thinks I'm a really good
actor, and the director loves me, and

271
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:43,859
producer's giving me a three -picture
deal. Ha!

272
00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:44,910
Still kidding.

273
00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:48,619
But listen, I'm not going to be able to
make it tonight. I'm really sorry, but

274
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:49,670
we're working late.

275
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:21,260
I liked him a lot, but, oh, this other
guy.

276
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:24,760
Finally, he invited me over to his
apartment, and he rubbed my feet.

277
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,589
Oh, that's nice, honey.

278
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:30,870
Anything else? When I asked him, he said
I was beautiful, and then he kissed me.

279
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,790
Oh, shit.

280
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:36,730
It's 8 .30. I gotta go.

281
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,910
He kissed me. Did you hear that part?

282
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,630
Who? The guy that rubbed my feet.

283
00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:44,910
Oh. So do you think he likes me?

284
00:17:44,911 --> 00:17:48,859
Hell yes, he liked you. I mean, he
kissed you, didn't he? Now your next

285
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,060
to get drunk and fuck him.

286
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:51,630
Hello?

287
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:52,790
I'm pregnant.

288
00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,040
Oh, right.

289
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,780
Well, then get him drunk and fuck him.

290
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,820
I don't think he drinks.

291
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:00,850
Then just fuck him.

292
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:04,220
So, basically, you think I should make
the next move.

293
00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:08,479
Hayley, you can play it safe, or you can
run across the minefield of love and

294
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,219
find your soulmate. I mean, you might
get your legs blown off, but at least

295
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,600
you'll never wonder what if.

296
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,780
Wow, that's good.

297
00:18:14,781 --> 00:18:18,839
Thanks. Wow. You know, I can't take the
credit for it. It was one of the things

298
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,579
my character said in an earlier draft of
the script. They should have kept it

299
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:22,630
in. It's good advice.

300
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,120
I think I'm going to go after Damon.

301
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,210
Damon? Uh -huh.

302
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,810
What is he, friend?

303
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,460
It's Cajun, I think. It's Cajun.

304
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,090
Cute. Uh -huh.

305
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:39,660
But now, if you will excuse me, I have
to go save the free world from Paris.

306
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:42,960
Go and be like him. What?

307
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:48,539
I mean, he's... It would be insensitive.
I know that. And the old Billy would do

308
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:51,799
things to him that are still illegal in
seven states and the District of

309
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,150
Columbia. And what's the new Billy going
to do?

310
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,750
I don't know.

311
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:58,440
But the new Billy really misses the old
Billy.

312
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,170
Didn't do anything?

313
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:07,299
Nope. Nothing? Nothing. And if I make it
through without jumping him, Marcus is

314
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:11,259
going to kiss the ground I walk on
because I am the best girlfriend on the

315
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:12,259
planet.

316
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,310
In the universe.

317
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,110
Well, at least in the building.

318
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,290
Uh, Marcus, buddy?

319
00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:27,600
What?

320
00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:29,990
I just saw Nancy getting in her car.

321
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:35,310
And, uh, you're half -dressed, and...
Well, look at this fucking plate.

322
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,410
You got something you want to tell me?

323
00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:39,550
Yeah. I'm a fucking idiot.

324
00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:41,930
You are a fucking...

325
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,859
Idiot, you slept with your wife? How
could you do that?

326
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:48,780
Well, Matt, she was distraught, you
know, and her grandma had died.

327
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,070
So you fucked her?

328
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:54,800
Well, it cheered her up. I hope nobody
else in her family is dying.

329
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,890
Dave, Dave.

330
00:19:56,891 --> 00:20:00,799
What? Maybe none of this makes sense,
right? But what? When I held her in my

331
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,420
arms, she felt good. It was like she
never left, you know?

332
00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:08,319
All right, I hate to say this, but if
her grandma died a couple months ago,

333
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,760
we might never have broken up.

334
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,980
I hope you're not giving the eulogy.

335
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,060
Look, seriously. Okay. Seriously.

336
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,310
Okay.

337
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,570
What am I going to do?

338
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,990
I don't know. What are you going to do,
man?

339
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,130
You got to tell Billy.

340
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,610
Right?

341
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:22,980
Yeah. No, no, no.

342
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:28,459
I will. I mean, it's going to be fucking
hard, man. I know, but dude, you should

343
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,530
have thought of that before you were,
you know, fucking hard.

344
00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:38,419
We weren't surrounded by guerrilla
terrorists.

345
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:39,980
I make love to you right now.

346
00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:43,869
Oh, you and your excuses. Last week it
was the Hezbollah, the week before the

347
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:44,920
IRA.

348
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:55,860
No.

349
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,480
God, no!

350
00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:12,740
I love you, Nick.

351
00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:14,560
I love you, too.

352
00:21:21,690 --> 00:21:22,740
Hot!

353
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:29,070
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

354
00:21:29,510 --> 00:21:30,560
Hot!

355
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:32,540
Hot!

356
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,700
For giving me the best fucking opening
two minutes of a movie ever.

357
00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,390
So you got it?

358
00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:51,500
Got it. Like Tracy and Hepburn. Like
Gable and Lombard. Like Fogart and

359
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:52,790
Chip and Dale.

360
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,030
Yeah, like them.

361
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:14,730
Why don't we bring Billy back for a
dream sequence?

362
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,900
Gil is haunted by dreams of Amelia.

363
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,290
It's very surreal.

364
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:23,300
Generally, I hate dream sequences. I
love them generally.

365
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,160
But in this case, you'll think about it.

366
00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:30,630
I'll think about it.

367
00:22:30,631 --> 00:22:37,359
Hey, Graham, I just wanted to thank you.
It's been a pleasure working with you.

368
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,410
Oh, it always is.

369
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,570
All right, can someone bring lunch to my
trailer?

370
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,890
Somebody pretty?

371
00:22:42,891 --> 00:22:43,979
What do you want?

372
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,779
What if I was going to think of shit?
You gonna wipe my ass? Leave me alone.

373
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:49,639
You know, nobody's ever done anything
like that for me before.

374
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,139
I'd love to work with you again.

375
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:54,439
Wow, that sounds so much better than
you'll never work in the town again.

376
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,860
Would you like to go, um, do you want
to, uh... Finish your sentences for you?

377
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,120
No. Yes, I mean, would you like to go
out?

378
00:23:02,121 --> 00:23:03,559
Out where?

379
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,959
Out. Out on the town. A pretty girl like
you, I thought you'd know the jargon.

380
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,700
Well, I'm familiar with the jargon.

381
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,030
I can say yes in five languages, even
fine.

382
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:15,319
But you're a movie star. Who's asking
you to get on a plane with him and go to

383
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,610
the Montreal Film Festival for the
weekend?

384
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:18,710
I don't know.

385
00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:22,100
Where's Calista with her helpful hints?

386
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:27,059
She's saying you should go with Jake. He
doesn't ask many girls out because he's

387
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:29,340
shy. So he must really like you.

388
00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:31,390
Really?

389
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,650
Yeah.

390
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,880
How could I say no to Calista?

391
00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:39,560
Or you.

392
00:23:39,830 --> 00:23:41,450
Great. It'll be so much fun.

393
00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:45,789
And hopefully, when I walk you to your
room, I'll get to kiss you goodnight

394
00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:47,710
without so many bullets whizzing past.

395
00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:53,970
Wait a minute.

396
00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:56,280
What?

397
00:23:56,710 --> 00:24:00,500
Didn't you hear that Calista saying,
Billy, you can't. You have a boyfriend.

398
00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:02,290
Calista, shut up.

399
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:06,120
Look, I'm sorry. I should have said it
before, but I have a boyfriend.

400
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,920
I wish I didn't, but I do.

401
00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:11,290
Are you serious about this guy? Are you
going to marry him?

402
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,670
Marry Marcus?

403
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,580
He's already married.

404
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:16,780
He's getting divorced.

405
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,420
Oh, getting, and here I am single.

406
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,650
Don't do this to me.

407
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,340
Do what? Don't be this charming and
logical and persistent.

408
00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:27,620
It's already hard enough.

409
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,570
Okay.

410
00:24:32,830 --> 00:24:36,530
In case things don't work out with this
married divorcing guy.

411
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:39,560
Oh, right.

412
00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:43,460
I'll call you. You'll probably be in bed
with the Swedish bikini team.

413
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:45,610
I hope that wouldn't stop you. Me?

414
00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:46,860
No.

415
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,650
I was on the Jewish bikini team for a
while.

416
00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:54,229
But, you know, we felt so guilty beating
the competition that we all started

417
00:24:54,230 --> 00:24:57,970
binging. I always wondered what happened
to the Jewish bikini team.

418
00:24:58,190 --> 00:24:59,240
Well, now you know.

419
00:25:04,430 --> 00:25:05,480
to stay on the team.

420
00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:06,760
Shalom.

421
00:25:26,421 --> 00:25:28,489
Hi, Dave.

422
00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:29,489
Hey, Haley.

423
00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:30,540
Listen, um...

424
00:25:30,890 --> 00:25:34,740
There's something I wanted to say about
what happened yesterday. Yeah? Okay.

425
00:25:35,570 --> 00:25:41,390
Why don't we talk down here? Okay, here
we are. Okay.

426
00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:46,050
Let's talk over here. Come on.

427
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:48,020
Go ahead.

428
00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:52,430
This is better, isn't it?

429
00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:54,420
Yeah, yes.

430
00:25:54,550 --> 00:25:57,980
I feel more comfortable in here, much
more comfortable in here. Good.

431
00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:02,689
Um... You know, you ran out before we
had a chance to discuss this. I know I

432
00:26:02,690 --> 00:26:05,400
shouldn't have. No, it's okay. I
understand why you did.

433
00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:08,670
But since then, I've really wanted to...
Do it again?

434
00:26:10,930 --> 00:26:12,330
Not exactly.

435
00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:15,140
See?

436
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:16,500
Me neither.

437
00:26:17,070 --> 00:26:19,090
Work plates romances never work out.

438
00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:20,360
Oh.

439
00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:24,180
Why'd you just kiss me? My hormones are
crazy.

440
00:26:24,181 --> 00:26:27,949
Yesterday I started crying over a
parking ticket. It wasn't even on my

441
00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:32,270
then I started thinking of Rita, the
meter man, and the Beatles. I just lost

442
00:26:32,570 --> 00:26:33,620
I'm out of control.

443
00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:38,900
Nothing personal.

444
00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:40,320
I'm pregnant.

445
00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:42,080
Enjoy your dinner.

446
00:26:44,490 --> 00:26:45,540
No,

447
00:26:45,970 --> 00:26:49,130
but... Well, sorry.

448
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,900
The best day I've had in a long time.

449
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,979
I mean, I'm not going to be able to
sleep. I don't even want to because then

450
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:09,720
might lose this feeling, you know?

451
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,260
But enough about me.

452
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,600
How did it go with Nancy?

453
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,160
I mean, was it bad? Did she get nasty?

454
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,760
Well, we both did.

455
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:26,750
Well,

456
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:29,970
tell me about it. I mean, I want to be
here for you.

457
00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:35,150
I don't want to ruin your day.

458
00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:37,120
You sure?

459
00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:38,180
Yeah, I'm sure.

460
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:47,390
This really was the best day of my life.

461
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